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I've opened up my Redbubble store, which means you can buy your favorite

phrases, characters or mottos on anything from T-shirts, to Phone cases,

to so much more.

Do you have your favorite quote you want to see as merchandise?

You can email me at or message me

on Social Media to let me and I might turn into some lovely stuff.


Redbubble is 100% secure and handles all payments, purchasing and

shipping. So your confidence and security is guaranteed.


"Don't Be A Dildo"

Kyle's favorite phrase is available in every form imagineable!

My favorite is the mask. So you can both warn, and advise people.

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Royal Love

Everyone's favorite troll is now here!

Cuddle up to a Royal cushion, or wear him with pride. 

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