

For better enjoyment, I recommend reading this after reading Text Me Like You Love Me.
Keaton and Milo
Bonus Scene from Text Me Like You Love Me
Milo: Did you see the news?
Keaton: Agh…what now?
Milo: *typing*
Keaton: I’m waiting…
Milo: *typing*
Keaton: You know it’d be easier to just get out of bed and come tell me, right?
Milo: What? And leave this safe soft silky haven? You must be dreaming.
Keaton: Did you just delete your dissertation to tell me how comfy the bed is? You’re the worst.
Milo: Pfft, me? The worst? I don’t believe you.
Keaton: You are!
Milo: Then why are you marrying me?
Keaton: Well, apparently I won’t…
Keaton: IF YOU DON’T GET OUT OF BED.
Milo: Why are you shouting? :crying-emoji:
Keaton: I’m sure you’ll get over it, fiancé. What’s with the news?
Milo: I like it when you call me that.
Keaton: Then get your ass in here so I can speak it aloud.
Milo: But…soft…silk…haven…
Keaton: Fine. You stay in bed. I’ll go marry a stranger.
Milo: Don’t you dare!
Keaton: I’m already out the door.
Milo: I didn’t hear anything.
Keaton: There!
Milo: Did you just slam the front door to make a point?
Keaton: What if I am? Are you gonna come in here and punish me?
Milo: :shrug-emoji: maybe when I’m done with my beauty sleep.
Keaton: You’re not even sleeping.
Milo: I’m snoozing. That’s still part of the routine.
Keaton: Lol. Whatever. What’s with the news?
Milo: They’re saying we’re still faking it.
Keaton: Of course we are.
Milo: OMG. You are?
Keaton: Can’t you tell from my overdramatic climaxes?
Milo: Keaton Giles Sinclair TAKE THAT BACK!
Keaton: Now look who’s shouting.
Milo: :crying-emoji: do you really fake it?
Keaton: *typing*
Milo: Keaton Giles Sinclair!
Keaton: *typing*
Milo: Keaton!
Keaton: *typing*
Milo: Kit-Kat
Keaton: Of course I don’t, you silly bastard.
Keaton: I never EVER faked it with you. EVER.
Milo: Phew. What a relief.
Keaton: I’m glad. Now get your ass out of bed and come get married to me.
Milo: Okay.
Milo: But first…
Milo sent a photo.
Milo: Maybe you can come take care of this, fiancé?
Milo: Kit-Kat?
Keaton: *typing*
Milo: You better be dick-piccing me too if you’re taking that long.
Keaton: *typing*
Milo: Nevermind. You’re here. We’ll chat after I give you another life-altering orgasm.
Milo: Oh, and sweetheart?
Milo: I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH.
Milo: And I’ll keep shouting it until the day I die. I can’t wait to get married to you, Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Milo: Oops. Butt-type.